Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Improbable Assumptions

Today my copy of the Fortean Times arrived in a plain black plastic wrapper.
I do hope the postman, and any neighbours that saw me carrying it inside, think it was some kind of kinky porn mag.
It would be fun to believe, that for just a momnet, I'm not perceived as a staid, middle-aged housewife. Not that anybody around here would notice or care to speculate about the contents of my letter box-even if it was kinky porn packaged in lurid green with "SEXYMART!!!" stamped all over it.
Not that I've ever been to Sexymart or have any idea what colour packaging they use. I really am a staid, middle-aged housewife.