Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Pop Quiz: Home Economics (aka Domestic Science)

You’re heating something up in the microwave and it accidentally erupts. The appropriate action to take is:

a) clean it up right away


b) leave it there to go all hard and deny all knowledge when your mother later finds the microwave covered in caked on crud that now needs to be scrubbed away

Everybody espouses the correct theory but nobody passes the practical.